Pop stars admit having sex with webmaster.
Dan: We've all seen this year's VMAs (over and over again) some time ago, but I think everyone remembers how much it sucked. A lot. The only part worth watching was definitely the one where the couple of rivals, pop stars, and all around whores Britney Spears and Christina Aguillera admited having a simultaneous sexual relationship with antipop's webmaster. "Yes, we did sex with that brazilian stud" said Britney. We asked them to sit down with us and chat, but they said they couldn't possibly sit down for a week. "I've seen horses, but that's amazing" proceeded Britney. "All I have to say is 'Holy Shit!'", she added. Christina Aguillera's jaw was severely injuried during the activity and therefore she couldn't talk. We won't keep you posted on this hot news.
Jeff: OOPS I DIDI IT AGAINT I I PLADE WIF YOUR HART GOT LOST I NTHE GAME OH BABY BAYB OOPS OUY THINK IM IN LOVE WSA SENTS FROM ABOOOOOVE IN NOT THAT INOOCETNT.

MBJ (a.k.a. Jeff) is a doof head.
Dan: If MBJ lived in Doof land, he'd be mayor of the capital, Doof city and he'd sail on his boat, the S.S. Doof. People would call his wife Mrs. Doof, and he'd have two kids: Doofy and Doof Jr.
Jeff: plz b nise.
Jeff: plz

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JonoD: As was spontaneously composed partly in the shower and in #studio64. It may suck, but it comes from the heart.

Me, I've got a love worth pining o'er....
I'm so happy I met him that fine daaaaay!
Gee, I'm awful lucky he doesn't haaaate me!
He'd destroy my soul in many ways....
There's no equal to his awesome power.....
You must now who I'm talking 'bout by now....

Boy, I'm happy that he lets me love him....
Love like that cannot be denied.
Under his shadow we all stand in greatness....
Especially when you consider his cool name.

"JonoD!" he greeted me one morning..
"U are cool" he said in that special way.
"Spelling is important" I told him.
"They might think you're a dumbass"
I saaaaaaaaid!
"Crap," said he, "I can't believe I did that."
Even so, my boy, I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

JonoD: Dedicated to Jeff, who I could hunt down any time I wanted to.
*audience goes aww*
Jeff: So Dan, how many letters did YOU get that spell out your IRC nick? Oh, that's right, none!

It's that time of the day
Time to open the Antipop mail, and see what our readers have to say.

who u CALLIN" a FAggOT BOY?!?1 i aughta tke u ova my nee & whip yer sory pall beehind!!!1 - DrAgOn
Jeff: Hurt me daddy.
Dan: I wonder if any of the damaged staff ever visits us.

I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of? Isn't that what dreams are made of? - Amber
Dan: I'm sure this was directed to xsex.
Jeff: Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

So the "box boxer" is from Houston? Dammit, I better take care of my ...
* Mush punches Vato's pussy*
"Ow"! - Vato_Loco
Dan: Knowing that you have a vagina makes me feel a lot better about that night I came to IRC drunk.
Jeff: You wouldn't have to worry about it anyway, because Vato will probably never be gay.

I heard that Dan was on this island for a while in this crazy competition to be the last one there or somethin'. He apparently won. - JonoD
Dan: Hey, that explains why I was missing.
Jeff: Who was missing?

The snatch jabber must be hunted down, killed, and possibly raped by blue monkey and Queerbait, the gay chicken.
Hey, we share a friggin' chat together, and three different strains of gonorrhea we picked up after we gangbanged Jackie, so why the hell can't our mascots or whatever share a murder/raping of the "snatch jabber." - The Zero
Dan: Do I see a antipop + The Blank Page special coming up? Probably not.
Jeff: I thought Barry the Angry Barcode was Antipop's Mascot.
Barry: Oh yeah!

MBJ is a doof head. - JonoD
Dan: Indeed.
Jeff: PLZ B NISE

Tell Jeff he should stop making rude remarks at cheeseburgers. - Amber
Dan: Fuck cheeseburgers.
Jeff: Fuck 'em long and slow.

GaryL - Whatever happened to me?
Dan: You rebelious prick, you typed everything in the wrong place. And who the hell are you?
Jeff: I gave up on editing the article he sent in after my eyeballs fell out of my head.

I know where the box boxer lives. - Rachel
Dan: He's already become an urban legend.
Jeff: It's Ross, isn't it?

Sex. -Lupus
Dan: Now?
Jeff: I'm sorry, I'm looking for a commitment in a relationship.

Guilty Parties
People that "helped" with this update: Danny boy, Jeff in the hat, the dead sassy JonoD, the 1982 Denver Broncos.

chill out, dawg

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MBJ is a doof head.
Respect The Blank Page's and Antipop's chat! (Respect!)
By the way, the chat is now on another server, same as the nintendorks. If you ever go there do "/msg Mage Edge says you're sexy." Thank you.
Top 5 reasons MBJ is a doof head (by JonoD):
5. He has a metal plate in his skull. The manufacturer? Doof industries.
4. His doof wart was removed.
3. The dyslexics all call him "food head".
2. My doof detector is going off scale!
1. His head is shaped like a doof.