A public service from antipop.
Dan I am disgusted with the beastiality of certain people, and for that I started the campaign in antipop against kitty porn and feline exploitation. After all, what kind of sick people are into that? We shall ask the senate to create laws to defend those who cannot speak.
A shameful example of kitty porn is shown at our picture, it's owner (who shall remain nameless) used to rape it's ass hard, and take porn pics afterwards. Shame on you Dave. Oops.
Anyways, we suspect that the kitty porn is administrated by the Feline Mafia Organization, and we demand that the government explores this situation. When asked for comment about an operation to dismantle the kitty porn scheme, a federal agent said:

Federal Agent Punner:"Well, the problem has paw-satively become cat-astrophic in it's pro-paw-tions. Just last week I was helping track down a flea-ing fur-getive who was making a feline for neuter-al territory be-claws of crimes against a young fur-gin named Fuzzy Love. The fur-ious women who spayed at home surfing the Internet wasn't lion when she called in the crime. To say it stroked us the wrong way around here barely scratches the surface. The purr-petrator litter-aly came within a whisker of getting away, but it was the cat's meow interestingly enough that lead to our apprehending of the hair-ied fat cat responsible. Now he'spraying not to get collared and either tossed in the kennel or thrown to the wolves."

Dan: We need more brave people like agent Punner, remember: say NO to kitten porn. Let's put an end to feline exploitation.

This is here so you check out our new special.
Church Lady: How special!
Dan: Why the hell is that lady always doing that? Anyways, our new special is here, it's made by Jenn and it features lots of romance garanteed to make you cream your pants. So check it. I said CHECK IT damn you.

Sesamo Street Scandal
Dan: Ernie and Bert go to jail:

Bert: Good night, Ernie.
Ernie: Good night, Bert!
Bert: ...Ernie, who's your daddy?
Ernie: *short sigh* you are, Bert.

Dan: In another related joke, I can't wait for the sequel to Dr. Seuss book "Horton hears a who" which is tentatively called "Horton hears a 'who's your daddy'".

The Real Internet Freak.
Dan: The internet era has made lots of things in our lifes easier, and it seems the number of internet freaks has grown. So we here at antipop are going to dissecate the mind and culture of this new being and show the world that not every internet freak is an apocalypthical beast (but yes, Bill Gates is).

The real internet/computer) junkie:
Does not wake up, he boots.
Doesn't have a memory, but a 10.3 GB HD.
Doesn't analize, makes a scandisk.
Riots against AOL and Microsoft.
Does not sin, only commits fatal errors.
Never steals, executes an illegal operation.
Will never asked for help, only presses F1.
Doesn't forget, he deletes.
Never evolves, he upgrades.
When he eats an alphabet soup, he picks the font.
Is an eternal claustrophobic, he likes windows environments.
Has no brain, he has a file manager instead.
He holds no hard feelings, he makes backups of his regrets.
Never cancels a date, he removes software.
Doesn't make implants, he adds new hardware.
Only knows tables made by Excel.
Carries only word documents.
Always hangs out at the powerpoint with his hommies.
At a restaurant, he asks for the start menu.
Never exagerates, he maximizes.
When he has a cold, he uses an antivirus.
Doesn't know better, for he visits antipop.

Why don't they have stamps with politician faces on them?
Dan: Simply because then people wouldn't know on what side to spit.

It's that time of the day
Time to open the Antipop mail, and see what our readers have to say.

Dan: No emails this update... the thing is fucked up I'm not sure if it's the box, the forwarding thing or the email server, but I know it sucks. We'll try to find the responsibles and we'll proceed to make a marinata out of their genitalia. Unless it's me of course. Though my marinata would bring an end to world hunger, but I better end this here.

Guilty parties.
People who "helped" with this update: Dan the Jungle Boy, Blake el Rajun Cajun, Jenn the canadian bunny, Jeff the Easily Edible, Dave the kitten fucker, Daisy for the cool logo, the cat in the hat.

Not on the first date, silly.

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Recommended:
CD: A-Sides (Soundgarden)
Movie: Dirty Work
Game: Tony Hawk Pro Skater
Site: Rage Against the Machine
TV: The Spice Channel
Book: I currently hate books

Those CGI forms are bitches, but everyone loves them.
Thanks to Daisy for making the cool logo, we appreciate it.
No shirt, no service. No pants? No Problem!
Top 5 things we use the intenet for:
5) ...who are we kidding, we only use it for porn.