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Saturday, July 22nd, 2000

Staffer, sense of order disappear from face of Earth Ooga Booga
Jeff: On July 15th, I received word that our beloved Dan had been reported missing. I tried to remain calm, but one man could not stop the wave of panic that has swept through the Antipop headquarters. Bart is now a devoted southern Baptist, and has been seen running around the office proclaiming "Amen! Praise the Lord! I was blind, but now I see!". The closest thing to a profanity he has used in hours is "Bologna", but he was actually referring to the lunch meat.

GaryL reacted to the news by sputtering out broken sentence after broken sentence on subjects such as tennis upskirt pictures, amphibians, sedimentary rocks and automobiles of the 1970s, and generally not making any sense whatsoever. It's good to see Dan's disappearance hasn't effected him much.

Being second in command here at Antipop, I feel it is my duty to track down Dan and return him to his rightful place. I am deermined to serach high and low on the damaged.net IRC server until someone cracks and gives me the lowdown. In memorium of The Blender, I have here several slighty-musing IRC logs.

Suspect #1: sugar_lips
Suspect #2: Melanie
Suspect #3: Boty
Suspect #4: The Damaged.Net Adminisration

I will try my best to keep you fine folks updated through this tragic event.

Website other than Antipop soon to be available on the "Inter-net"
Jeff: Are you upset with yourself for owning an internet connection for the sole purpose of visiting Antipop, the only website avaiable on the Internet? Of course you aren't! You will never tire of Antipop! EVER. But I can sympathize with the public, that you may need a break in the Antipop action every now and again, and this may soon be possible. Sports-Den.Net will be launching into the "cybered-space" on August 17th, featuring news from the world of sportings. Now, we all know that the only good thing to ever come from sports is Anna Kournikova upskirt pics, but perhaps you will give these lads a chance, hmm? Besides, Graphic_V, everyone's favorite Canadian jackass will continue his rabid path of selling out and submitting his "humour" stylings. That's reason enough for me!

No news is good news
Jeff: Suprisingly, any source formerly used for Antipop news has shriveled up and died when hearing of Dan's fate, hence the low quantity(but not quality!) of news in this update. You can be sure that my laziness is not to blame for this lack of content. No siree. I've been searching high and low for interesting articles, pictures, and...ah fuck it. I miss my Danny.

Guilty Parties
People that "helped" with this update: Jeff. Just Jeff. No one else. Better start looking through those classifieds, Bart and GaryL.

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