"Oh my Romeo, where art thou?" -- A tribute to Blake Broussard.
Dan: In honor of our great friend Blake, former worker of this site (the fucker comes and goes back a lot so we aren't really worried), we (read Gary) pulled out a bunch of funny stuff Blake said, cause he's a funny son of a bitch. So with no further delay let's get to what matters.

"you go to hell"
"you go to hell and you die"
"Gary you do it, you know where"
"I screw manly things. HEY I DONT MEAN IT LIKE THAT"
"My name is Amos Moses, I was named after a man of the cloth."
"Boom boom boom, I want Dan in my room"
"I fondle things!"
"it's naked time!!!"
"Are you kidding, I have a rock hard ass of steel!"
"I'm just having the man PMS"
"Where's my porn who took my porn somebody will pay for this you! You and you're purple colored triangle. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck really? Gimme my pie woman, fetch my undies!"
"I like boys in a purely sexual way."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"I'm not talking to Dan right now, he's the brightest color in the homo rainbow."
"What the hell, if I feel like coming out of the closet, I WILL"
"We have lick 3 reviewers, right?"
"Dan spelled backwards is naD"
"I'm hung like a baby!"
But our favorite Blake quote of all time has to be...
"FILL MY YWRATH"

Jeff: Who the hell is Blake?
GaryL: Goodbye blake for almost 2 years I've known you and not once have you kissed me. I hope I have the chance someday but till then I'll be dreaming of filling your ywrath.
Jeff: Who the hell is GaryL?

Two Sites, One Chat, Plenty of Free Whores.
Dan: That's what you should expect at our new chat room we recently opened together with The Blank Page. Located in server irc.ipa.net, it's name is #antiblankchat. Go there, harass the ops, ask for cybersex. Do whatever you feel. Thank us later.
Jeff: The chat room can also be found on irc.darkfire.net, for those of you that don't enjoy the compeny of the damaged.net administration. I can't understand why you wouldn't get along with DrAgOn and the fellas, they seem like very intelligent people.
DrAgOn: wut
Jeff: It's "what", not "wut".
Jeff has quit IRC (you are not will correct me becoz i will tell you what you am just are so shut up punk m00 dragon 6.24.00)

I don't like you.
Jeff: Dear Megan Guglielmo, please stop emailing me. I don't know who you are. I don't want all of your forwarded jokes. While it WAS thoughtful of you to send me an e-greeting on my birthday, it wasn't thoughtful to make this e-greeting for a Jewish holiday. Also, "Fwd: VeRy FuNnY" wasn't very funny, as it was advertised. However, I did enjoy the nude Simpsons animated gifs, but they don't make up for the e-truckloads off e-crap you've sent me. So knock it the e-fuck off. Thank you.

What the fuck is wrong with Eminem?
Dan: What the fuck is wrong with Eminem? Besides being Dr. Dre's little bitch and releasing annoying song after annoying song, we all can come down to one conclusion: Eminem sucks. Trying to have a bad ass attittude (but not quite getting there) and all just to appear on the media, but we all know better. I mean really, thinking about the past I treasure back in the day when getting accused of a crime would actually put an end to someone's career (and people would get anxious when they heard a new Eddie Murphy movie was on the making). Already being accused of several crimes like it says on his record company terms of contract, Eminem proves he's a real fag. If I was a famous and very rich guy like him, I'd shut my mouth as well as my ass and live my life peacefully, fucking two girls per night of course. But these are just my two brazilian cents and everyone knows that brazilian money is as good as canadian money (which is as good as american coupons).
Jeff: Dan ur jus a h4ter coz slim shady is DA BOMB DIGGITY. Y's R FACE RED MAN U WASTED.

A message for XStraightEdgeX:
Dan: Prick.

It's that time of the day
Time to open the Antipop mail, and see what our readers have to say.

This site is still up? How? I haven't seen Brian Goldman in WEEKS! How can you possibly run this site with your leader absent?- Rocket Over Ohio
Dan: Brian Goldman is off touring with his Beatles cover band, but I'm sure he'll be back sometime soon.

everyone knows you would never float my boat, or hump my lump, or suck my.... you get the point anyway Bart you mad motha... i want you to squish my tush, untangle my bush, unscrew my bolt, strike me with a four foot spiked pole and shove it up my crack, see ya tonite barty, or should i say DICK! - ragin cajun the "real" blake
Dan: Why would Blake mispell Rajun Cajun?
Jeff: He obviously has dick on the brain.

Come back to GT, we all miss and love you. - Lupus
Dan: I can't, I was "fired".

I'll burn you all. - Smell My Genitals
Dan: Shampoo my crotch.

yes i am - one hot chick
Dan: When a girl says on the internet she's hot that means she's fat and ugly as hell. I know that from experience.
Dan's Mother: I'm hot!

Whatever happened to that chick rachael who worked for the site, ever since she announced she loved ross She dissappeared. HOLY SHIT, THAT DAMN BRITISH CHICK KILLED HER!!!!!! - GaryL
Dan: The brittish chick was never as hot as Rachel. I knew she was up to no good.
Jeff: And the British chick had that crazy accent, I think it was French.

Respect antipop! - Lupus
Dan: Respect!

im humpably good - Samantha
Dan: Next time please attach several pics. Naked preferably. Actually, we don't care if it's really you as long as they're pics of hot women. Thanks.

look at me, I'm a lesbian. Ooo, look at me, I tried to have sex with Daisy. Ooo, look at me, my last name sounds fake.Ooo, look at me, I'm... SHIT, this thing making fun of the lesbian isn't going so well.Oh fuck.
Who wants to hear shit about a donkey with a heroin problem. - Jessica Inaeiou
Dan: Please refer to my previous reply right above.

If you have been wondering where the flaming hell I've been, TWO WORDS: TBP redesign. Oh yeah, that's a bitch. Uh huh. But it'll be good for the loading time...OH WHO THE HELL AM I KIDDING? THIS IS A PAIN IN THE ASS! Sure, it looks better, but dammit, it's a pain in the ass. I can't do half ass shit anymore. God help me. Oh shit. - Zero TXH
Dan: We hope TBP burns in hell. And by that I mean good luck.
Jeff: The red on black makes my eyes feel like burning.

I am so the sperm - Mush
Dan: Indeed.

Yes, I agree. Blake should be hated by everyone, but there's one thing you all need to know... he's one hot, sexy bitch. - Vato_Loco
Dan: Vato should get a prize for making 10 gay remarks in a row.
Jeff: Vato has worked up a reputation for himself on this site. Congragulations you queer.

Guilty parties.
People who "helped" with this update: Dan the Jungle Boy, hyper heated Jeff, Bart (Who the hell is Bart?), GaryL, a toilet seat.

Bwakey, NOOOOOO!

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Where the hell has Blake been damnit.
Top 5 reasons we love Blake:
5) He looks good in tight blue dresses.
4) He's funny... looking.
3) He hunts gators.
2) His nickname Rajun Cajun.
1) The man has a damn goatee.