Fan Service
Jeff: At the suggestion of a loyal reader (I want to have your baby, Mush), the picture of the update is A BLUE MONKEY. It's so blue, I want to scream obscenities of blue monkiednesss. Viva laziness-induced rehashes! Also, I've rigged up somewhat of a new logo, check it out. This chick's name is Caprice something or other. Does it really matter? Anyway, tell me what you think. We can always go back to the old one.

Antipop now in fresh lemon scent
Jeff: Although I haven't been "physically" doing "jack shit" for the site lately, you can be sure that I've been hard at work mentallywise. I've come up with a few fresh additions to the site, which you can all look forward to seeing in the near future. The additions are as follows:

The Frick You of the Current 7 Day Partition
Arousing Graphical Images of the Current 7 Day Partition
The Untrue Stuff
The AntipopDojo
The AntipopDojoFR

Keep your eyes peeled for these highly original features.

Billy Corgan has always been a little bitch.
Dan: You probably all heard about Billy Corgan saying that the Smashing Pumpkins will be over by the end of the year because of all the pop shit that's been going on, and all, because he feels that there's no way to fairly compete with those and yadda yadda. So, what can we make of this?
Well, is this really the first time Billy Corgan announces the end of the SP? I think I've heard that before, but anyways, I think he's an excellent musician and songwriter and all, but damn, what a complicated man. I mean, I don't see how giving up on the band is gonna help at all with the pop situation. Even though we all know rock will never die, SP is what has been helping to keep it alive on the hit parades with it's excellent material. So could it be that there are other reasons behind all this? Probably. Maybe we'll never know, but there's one thing we can tell for sure:
Billy Corgan has always been a little bitch.

They Came Through the Mail
Dan: Well, here's something that our good friend from the blank page, Zero TXH, sent us through the antipop box, some pretty funny shit which happens to be a mini interview:

Zero: Joining me today is lesbian specialist, and original Transformer Omega Prime.
Omega Prime: Hello.
Zero: OK, can we assume you are that not only are you a robot from the planet Cybertron that transforms from a train, you are a card carrying lesbian specialist.
Omega Prime: I know my lesbians.
Zero: OK, is Daisy a lesbian, here is a picture and her rap sheet.
::Omega Prime takes a good long look::
Omega Prime: Oh yeah, she's a lesbian. And I KNOW my lesbians.
Zero: There you have it folks, she's a lesbian according to an imaginary character from another planet full of robots without genitalia. Thank you Omega Prime.
Omega Prime: I don't have a penis... ::sighs::

Dan: It's pretty clear to me that you can't argue with a dickless transformer. Daisy is therefore indeed a lesbian.

It's that time of the day
Time to open the Antipop mail, and see what our readers have to say.

Hi, guys. I have a first date coming up, and I'm really nervous. I've never kissed a girl before, so can you tell me what to to get her horny? - Troubled Child
Dan: Oh yes, we at the antipop are very good with love advice. What you gotta do is put vodka on lemonade and get her real drunk. Then once you've touched her clitoris, she's all yours buddy. If you're not happy with the advice go ask Leah you pussy.
Jeff: Make sure you don't put the vodka on the clitoris, and touch the lemonade. That won't get you anywhere.

THIS UPDATE SHOULD CONTAIN A BLUE MONKEY - Mush
Jeff: You got your blue monkey, whore!
Dan: We aim to please.

I'm sick and tired of all the lesbian sex fanatics writing in to you! I say; what's wrong with gay sex? There's nothing better than getting done up your butt, hon! - Gay Activist
Dan: I'm not touching this one.
Jeff: I'm not claiming to be homophobic or anything, but eeeeeewwwwwwww.

You people here man, let me tell you something man. You all love the Tito man, but you what man? You can't have the fucking Tito man. Tito likes the ladies you dirty homos man, quit undressing me with your eyes man. Maybe I'll have what's her name man, la senorita loco quien quiere otro mujeres, su llama es Daisy, no, hombre? Either way man, I'd like to get a hold of her and that other chick man, the Rachel chick she keeps fucking man, and let them play with my big Latin cock all night long man. I have leopard skin in the back of my lowrider man, and we'll be bouncing all night long and I won't run the battery down like my stupid friend Pepe (who I should pop a cap in) because the fucking hyrdraulics won't be on man, if you get what I mean man. So tell them to come to where Tito lives man, and he'll present them with "El Pene Grande y Loco!"
- Tito
Dan: Gracias por escribir. I guess.
Jeff: Never write to us again.

*sigh* Hi, Antipop. I just decided I'd waste some time writing a letter...not that anyone cares..
I like your site a lot, it's better than I could ever do...because I can't do anything, my life is worthless.
Did you ever think that you just didn't want to wake up at all?- Depressed Child
Dan: No cause I'm not a loser like you are. Let's all point and laugh now!

Dan likes to have sex with little baby blue llamas, and Daisy is mine Mush, my lesbian sex pleases her better...err....not jealous or anything... - Vato_Loco
Dan: The thought of baby blue llamas gives me a fudgy feeling.
Jeff: A man giving lesbian sex seems like one of those fetish porn sites that Dan tells me about that I have never gone too. I swear.

prick - xsex
Dan: Damn you.

One time, when I was all alone, with another chick, I fisted her. OK, I admit, she was a whore. Anyway, I have another story. I was with this chick once, let's call her Rachel, and we had the freakiest sex I've ever had. Oh man, she knew how to stick her tongue in. Mmm...I'd take you up on your offer Dan, but unfortunately, there are just too many lesbians on me for the time being. In fact, I can't even get up. Mmm...pussy. - Daisy
Dan: Nice try, Daisy impersonator. We all know Daisy would never refuse Danny sex.
Jeff: Accidental fisting sounds like another fetish pron site that I haven't gone too.

I love antipop and all you little kids should too. - Lupus
Little Kid: Get away from me, my mom said you were a chinese communist!

i left the money under your matress dan, see ya tonight, and this time i think you SHOULD use the viagra. - Gary's mom
Dan: How many times did I tell you not to use this email address for those matters...

Long Live blake !!! - Mush
Dan: I'm sure we'll hear from Blake sooner or later.

Guilty parties.
People who "helped" with this update: Dan the Jungle Boy, Jeff "honk if you're horny", a sexy stripper.

I dare you to touch it

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