Guess what?
Dan Since we felt so guilty about not posting any letters last updates cause the email form was broken, we're gonna make it up with our LETTERS EXTRAVAGANZA. *ahem* Well, the form is back up so you can all start writing again. It's pretty long so I'll get right on to it. Mmm Denise Richards.

It's that time of the day
Time to open the Antipop mail, and see what our readers have to say.

At first I was like Dan and loved getting boned by monkeys, but I've found a better cock to throw my asshole on: donkeys! I love having something hairy, hard as a rock and the size of one of my legs splitting my tight hairy ass! At night, we do it doggy-style (or should I say donkey-style) so that we can both watch TV!! Having those gallons of warm donkey cum rush so far up my ass I'm throwing them up on the bed feels outta this world! In short, the donkey's big fat juicy cock has no equal!! - Big Hairy Crabby Nutz
Dan: And that's the average antipop reader.
Blake: I think we talk about animal sex too much. The thought of a donkey's giant penis splitting someones ass is not exactly an image I want in my head.
Jeff: Haha, donkey's don't watch TV!

I just want you to know that I am sueing Antipop for the harrasment they have caused me, both verbal, and sexual. - Brian Allen
Dan: I still won't let go of your ass.
Blake: You're quite the ladies man, Dan.
Jeff: Dan is a MAN's man, man!

Here are a few recommendations for Antipop:
-Definite reduction of that whole semen smell.
-More attempts at getting Daisy and Rachel to get it on.
-Exterminate Masturbation Monkey, for good.
-Clean up the whole dirty heroin needle problem.
-Give me a high priced hooker...OK...that won't improve Antipop, but hell, it'd be fucking awesome. - Zero TXH
Dan: Yessir. We aim to please.
Jeff: Are you sure that semen smell is coming from us?

Fuck you guys, im not a lesbian, and its not [iON]Daisy its [iONv]Selphie, thank you very Much. - Daisy
Dan: Sad thing, lesbians on denial.
Blake: Someone needs a tampon.
Jeff: You don't need to speak in the third person, Blake.

your #4 hated celebrity is personally one of my favorites. So if you talk shit on my man rich you gonna get beat - GaryL
Dan: I respect your sexual choice.

Just a few simple statements, that I don't really feel like putting into a new Zeroed Out right away.
-Why the fuck do people always think someone is crazy if they have a gun, and if they try conceiling in their rectum, but they don't really get it that far, and the trigger and handle is sticking out of their ass. And plus their nude, and I keep yelling "RUN! HE'S FUCKING CRAZY! HE'S GOT A GUN IN HIS FUCKING RECTUM!" Yeah, shit like that freaks me the fanfuck out. People are weird like that.
-MKD is The Blender (former) staff's manbitch. We're serious, they went spelunking in him at once. Meaning: His ass is humongous.
-If Rudolph Gullianni dies of prostrate cancer, who the fuck is going to stop Asian strippers from allowing me to run my tongue down their torso? Wait, why would I...err...fuck that...
-Skanprong, cumslut, assbitch, and buttwhore. New sex related titles for all you cons with net priveleges to think about when you are tossing that guy's salad. - ZeroThe Keeper of the Talisman of Sploogak. (...and them monkeys...)
Dan: What the hell is with your obsession with asses?
Jeff: MKDemon has a humongous ass. You heard it here first.

I wouldn't suppose that communist which "helped" with the previous update would be me? - Lupus
Dan: Uhh of course it was, of course it was.
Jeff: You are Chinese, go farm for the people, Red!

Who said the plural form of fetus was fetii? ....and Blake, please, take a bath. - Vato_Loco
Dan: Shame on you, stealing a subject from the nintendorks' DRCs when everyone knows we'll never be as cool as them.
Blake: Why should I listen to you, dirty Mexican?
Jeff: Blake, Vato can't help it if his pet burro stirs the dust up off of his hacienda floor.

Hello, I know Blake. And I like dirt. Apples too. - Bart S.
Blake: I like anal sex too, Bart.
Jeff: Did I miss something?

I'LL EAT YOUR DICK LIKE A DRUMSTICK!!! - aghanim
Dan: I love it when you talk dirty to me, baby. Grrawl.
Blake:Oh come on Daisy, you're fooling no one with that fake name.

There once was a man named Bob. Bob lived alone in a cave for most of his life until one day he decided to leave his cave. Bob packed up his sticks and his loin cloth and headed out into the strange new world. Bob took a step out of his cave and saw a strang bright yellow thing, he stared at the yellow thing till his eyes realy hurt, and when he looked away, alls he could see were bright red dots in his eyes. He quickly ran back into his cave and stayed there for the rest of his life. - aghanim
Dan: I learned something like that in philosophy class, only in the end Bob was killed or something.
Jeff: If Bob's cave ran under a capitalist economics system, Bob would have had access to multiple stylish brands of sun glasses to protect his eyes. Just say Niet to Communism.

This is in reply to "The Evil Netsplitter". Net Splits don't disconnect people, the just seperate them :P - Link2
Dan: Isn't that sad enough?
Jeff: Damn, I thought MY life was uneventful.

hey i love the site blake this is kick ass an i hope it keeps going. This is a funny ass site,blake thans for sending me here and how are those monkeys,you didn't tell me bout that..... - Kre
Blake: We're homotastic!
Jeff: Kre is now attending a typical American college and majoring in run-on sentances.

Since when was I dating Mush? - Daisy
Dan: Since the day he reached for your clitoris.

Viva Lebanon! - Brian Allen
Jeff: Yes, viva lesbians!
Dan: Viva!

I also had sex with Dewy, but it sucked compared to the Sex I had with Dan - Daisy
Dan: I lost all respect for you.
Jeff: Dewy, baby, you're so husky!

Hey man, let me tell you man. Us Latinos can't wait till Friday man. You know why man? It's El Cinco de Mayo man. You know why we can't wait man? Other than usual getting drunk and being cool and Mexican as usual man, as we put it man, "El gato mexicano es muy facil!" Oh yeah man. I can't wait man. I'm going to get me some fucking pussy man. Because it's Cinco de Mayo MAN! I'm going to get me three bitches in the Low Rider man, kick on some Big Pun man, and let the bitches ride my humongous Mexican penis all night long man. Oh fuck yeah man. That's going to be awesome man. Don't you think man? - Tito
Dan: Everyone knows that mexican bergas are puny in comparison to the almight brazilian bergas. Besides that, viva la raza!

I'm a lesbian - Rosie O'Donell
Dan: So is Daisy.

Man, that's bullshit man. Let me tell you man. You not printing my sexy Mexican letter man? Then why the fuck do you try to suck my Low Rider dick man? Whenever I go to the Wal-Mart man, I go and get some oranges man, but you always hide under the produce counter man and try pull out my dick man and blow it like a tuba man. I wish I had one of Robert Rodriguez's cock guns man, because I'd have your fucking head blown off man. You'd be grabbing the barrel and putting it in your mouth man. And you know that'd mean man. You'd get your fucking head blown off man. So you know man, if you don't print my sexy Mexican letter this time man, you're going to have a sexy Mexican lowrider driving foot up your ass man. - Tito
Dan: We had troubles with the form but we're compensating with this huge ass "update". Plus it's an awesome excuse not to write new articles.

I SAID I HAD SEX WITH ASH'S GIANT MOTHER F*CKING PIKACHU!!!! - Daisy
Dan: Yes, but who cares about you?
Blake: I wonder how fried placenta would taste...
Jeff: I bet that was some very shocking sex.

Guilty parties.
People who "helped" with this update: Dan the Jungle Boy, Blake el Rajun Cajun, Jeff the Nuclear Menace, Daisy for the cool logo, an inanimated carbon rod.

What's that thing on my leg?!

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Recommended:
CD: Chef Aid (Various)
Movie: Fight Club
Game: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Site: Taco Bell
TV: The Spice Channel

The form is working again. Hooray! And I took out the recomended book because, really, who reads them?
Thanks to Daisy for making the cool logo, we appreciate it.
From now on I shall call breasts "blouse bunnies".
Top 5 subjects on the letters we receive:
5) Whores.
4) Latinos.
3) Asses.
2) Monkeys.
1) Daisy's lesbianism.