Big mistake, I tell ya.
Blake: Some people should think twice before sucking Tommy Lee's dick.
Dan: hahaha, yeah. Anyone who has watched the Pamela Anderson video knows the guy is hung like a damn horse... or so I hear. Added bonus, it's always good making fun of Bill Gates.
Jeff: Looks like Blake got side tracked in his search for lesbian porn on Dalnet. #BillGates-Facial is NOT a lesbian room, man.

Antipop smells a conspiracy
Jeff: I'm sure many of you are aware that when you enter "More Evil than Satan Himself" on www.Google.com, one of the first results you are handed is Microsoft's homepage. However, when you search for "The Cunning Daffodil Battalion and Their Enslaved Insect Regime", you get some line of HORSE SHIT about this "Not being in their database". There's some food for thought, punks.

Now shut up, Gary.
Dan: We received an interview with a lucky canadian whore that goes by the name of "Jenn" and so that the author Gary would stop pissing me off, I decided posting it. It's in the form of an IRC log too, cause I'm too lazy to edit it.

[GARY] how are you doing on this fine evening?
[JENN] I'm horny
[GARY] do you have a round, large ass?
[JENN] yes sir
* Jenn shows Gary her beautiful nice round large ass.
[GARY] sweet mama
[GARY] Since I lost our last interview lets talk about canada a bit, which is where you're from
[JENN] yeah I live in an igloo
[GARY] and you go ice fishing?
[GARY] and the hockey thing?
[JENN] ice fishing and nude hockey…it's our only hobbies
[GARY] now the questions that I wanted to ask before
[GARY] Do your nipples swell up a lot in Canada?
[GARY] Oh yeah and how's the sex there?
[JENN] well, it's really cold, so yes… the nipples swell up a lot Gary
[JENN] I'll show you someday
* Gary then covers himself
[JENN] and the sex is alright…kinda difficult when the cold shrinks the guy…but you know, it's ok
[GARY] Would you ever think about having sex with me?
[JENN] I think about it all the time
[GARY] that's what I thought
[GARY] because you know how much of a sexy bitch I am
[JENN] HELL YEAH
[GARY] although my name is so unattractive don't you agree
[JENN] no it's sexy too…
[GARY] you lie!
[JENN] I never lie
[GARY] what are you wearing at this exact second?
[JENN] earrings, and well, ……. That's all
[GARY] YES MA'AM ok
[GARY] well uh can we end this interview now and well ya know just plain getit on?
[JENN] THOUGHT you'd never ask
[GARY] oh baby… you know where im gonna stick that hockey puck!

Monkey Sex Blake
Brian Allen: It's time for Part II of my interview the staff of Antipop. Now, I present to you, my interview, with Blake. And yes, don't jump to conclusions, this is exactly what they said. It's all true!

BA: Howdy Blake.
Blake: Hey Cookie Monster.
BA: So how's life?
Blake: I'm naked right now
BA: I'm sure...now I know you've heard about what is happening with the upcoming Presidential race. Who is your favorite candidate?
Blake: The one made out of cheese.
BA: No...I don't think any of them are made out of cheese.
Blake: Sure?
BA: I'm positive.
Blake: Damn...in that case, Al Gore.
BA: Oh really? Why is that?
Blake: Because we had sex last night.
BA: ...wow...that is disgusting...
Blake: I was on top.
BA: Moving on...it was revealed the other day that Dan has sex with monkeys. What are your thoughts?
Blake: I enjoy that very much.
BA: ...there are monkeys were you live?
Blake: No, but there is a zoo.
BA: ...what about the other people in the zoo?
Blake: They watch...mostly it's mothers covering their children's eyes though...
BA: And on that note, I will end this interview. In five minutes I feel I have been able to put more dirty thoughts into your head that will take years of psychiatry to undo.
Blake: Wahoo!
BA: Just stop talking now.

Dan: That also came in through the antipop box, thanks to Brian and his twisted fucked up brain. Nothing better for a site than making fun of their own staffers.

Discuss amongst yourselves:
Dan: Did Adam have a belly button? Did this update suck because Dan was very busy with other things?

It's that time of the day
Time to open the Antipop mail, and see what our readers have to say.

Why's Daisy dating Mush? Why is Dewy gay? Since when is Jeff a Lesbian? Why i'm not the only one who likes monkey sex???? *head explodes* -Vato_Loco
Dan: It's a lost art, really.

its about time you had a real man on your web page so here i am
- GaryL
Dan: You're not a man, you're just a homosexual baby.
Jeff: Apparently you missed my Castro Special. He is eight point 4 times the man you will ever be, comrade.

note: I would just like propose an idea I had last night) Last night, around 2 am, I just got done smoking a cigarette and sat down at my computer...and noticed something strange. I, Sk8, was thirsty. (Don't ask me how it happend. I wouldn't know anyways.) Well I was getting up to go to the refrigerator when it dawned on me...
"Why isn't there a site that you might go to to download..lets say a soda or maybe some meat."
You know you could (probably) download food or drinks via your isp. Then all the true internet addicts would never have to leave the computer for such petty things. Straining to get up, walking to the frig, opening it, closing it, walking back, and then sitting back down will all be a thing of the past.
I mean this is the year 2000, I think I could get backed up by a few thousand fat people to start a new downloading food service... can't come up with a name yet though. Something like WWW.DownloadFoodOrDrinksHere.com
I am also sending this idea to the evil beings not of this earth, Billy Gates And Steven Case.
This concludes my proposal. Thank you for your time. - Sk8
Dan: Damn, that was long. I bet if Microsoft makes that your meals will come out poisoned.
Jeff: Steve Case may be a little too busy purchasing solar systems to consider this feature.

[20:18:35] *** Jason has quit IRC (ftsmith.ar.us.damaged.net russ.ar.us.damaged.net) - The evil NetSpliter
Dan: NOOOOOOOOO

Yes....I mean no. What I'm trying to say is, E=MC2. - MKDemon
Albert Einstein: Don't copy my work, you skank, else I blow you up HUGE style! BOOOOOM sucka!
Dan: MKDemon is BACK. Teehee, that was fun.

Guilty parties.
People who "helped" with this update: Dan the Jungle Boy, Blake el Rajun Cajun, Jeff the Eater of Large Grapes, Gay I mean Gary L, Brian Allen the cookie monster, Daisy for the cool logo, a communist wearing trousers.

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CD: Tiny Music... Songs from the Vatican gift shop (Stone Temple Pilots)
Movie: From Dusk till Dawn 3: Hangman's Daughter
Game: Pong!
Site: Anti Gates Games Archive
TV: The Food Network
Book: Yellow Pages

Words to live by: Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.
Thanks to Daisy for making the cool logo, we appreciate it.
[Cougar] don't worry, i'm gayer than the night itself
Top 5 celebrities we love:
5)Brain
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3)Les Claypool
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