Blake: This was all from just one half hour chat session at our chatroom currently on irc.ipa.net channel #gamingtarget so imagine what kind of sick and twisted stuff you can see there if you were to go and stay longer!
Note: This is meant to offend everyone and anyone included on the logs, just letting everybody know.

Monkey Sex Dan
Brian Allen: Wow...it seems everyone has an exclusive interview these days. So I have one too! Now, I present to you, an interview with the interviewer, Dan. Here we go!

BA: Thank you for joining me, Dan.
Dan: It's my pleasure, Brian.
BA: So what are your thoughts on the Elian story?
Dan: I like to have sex with monkeys.
BA: Wow...and what about women's rights?
Dan: They can join in too....but I like monkeys more.
BA: I really did not need ot know that.
Dan: When monkeys aren't around, I like to use monkey porn. It's all about the monkey porn baby!
BA: Thank for your time, Dan.
Dan: You can join us too.
BA: You sicken me.
Dan: Monkey porn! Wahoo!
BA: Yes...and on that note, I will drink apple juice, and have sex with Blake's mom...at the same time!

Dan: That came in through the antipop box, yes we will post as articles things we find deserve that. Send them in, boys and girls.

Just a small note
Dan: Don't you agree that from now on everyone should refer to oral sex as a "Lewinsky"? Ok then, so shall it be.
B.J. Oswald: WOO HOO!

It's that time of the day
Time to open the Antipop mail, and see what our readers have to say.

Am I the only one strangly turned on by Georgia O'Keefe? -BrianAllen
Dan: I wouldn't mind having her painting with my paintbrush, if you know what I'm saying.
Blake: Isn't she that woman who made those flower pictures that look like vaginas?
Jeff: No, that was the current US Surgeon General, Janet Reno
Dan: "Vaginas"? Are those edible?

Dan will you have my baby?
Blake, you are one sexy bitch
Jeff...who the hell is Jeff?
- BrianAllen
Dan: No, we shouldn't toy with nature. Now where the hell are my monkeys?
Blake: You should see me in a tight blue dress!
Jeff: Jeff carries this site! Jeff if the man that SINGLE HANDEDLY brought antipop up out of the gutter! Jeff is the heart and soul, and the alpha and omega of antipop.
Crickets: Chrip chirp chirp.

why cant you link my name to http://xsex.nerdish.com like you do with Daisy? eh? eh? Damn pricks.-XStraightEdgeX
Dan: Cause you didn't ask. Asswipe.

Mush is weird, and by weird I mean gay. And by gay I mean someone who likes Edge. - Vato_Loco
Dan: I was worried thinking we'd have an update with no Mush bashing.

Beam This. Ahahaha! I'm so clever, now you have to bone m....GO AWAY I'M NOT STUPID - Mush
Dan: Am I supposed to ignore all that assrape subtext?
Jeff: Subtext? I thought it was pretty straight forward that he wanted your "Iron Horse" to take the "rear enterance" into his "throbbing anus".

Semen. That just guaranteed this to be posted. But just in case, "ejaculation". - Potrod
Dan: What the hell kinda nick is Potroast?

I keep finding myself atracted to this one cetain penguin at the local zoo...and I started have dreams where I jumped over the railing at the zoo into the penguin exibit and sat on a block of ice, in my boxers, while a penguin sits on my lap, licking soft serve vanilla ice cream (in a waffle cone I think.. but that doesn't matter) While trying to molest me.....Well let me get to my question, is this normal? and if it is what should I do? - Sk8
Dan: There's only one way to find out... ask Bub!
Bub: The solution to your math problem is zero (=$).
Blake: In other words, LAY OFF THE CRACK.

I've noticed your site uses subliminal messages. Please stop doing this, or I will stab you in the face...er...neck. - Rocket Over Ohio!
Dan: ...do I know you from somewhere? Nah, I must be confusing you with someone else.

Daisy and Rachel exploring their sexuality? Wow, Inaeiou3, and her lesbian ways, are all being cheated on. But I do have one of those logs...
*** Rachel has joined #gamingtarget
Hey Rachel.
<[iON]Daisy> Come here baby...
*** Rachel walks over to Daisy while talking her shirt off.
*** [iON]Daisy pulls off Rachel's pants and panties, licks her beautiful breasts, and licks her way down to her box.
*** Rachel pulls Daisy up, and begins making out with her, taking off her clothes slowly and elegantly, then makes her way down to her vagina and starts...
Well, that's as much as I can possibly reveal. But I can tell you that it will be printing on a porn site near you some time. Since they've gave me five bucks for it. Look ma! I got five bucks! - Zero TXH
Dan: Damn, who needs the spice channel when we have our chat?

Penis' are Really Cool, you gotta try one... - Daisy
Dan: It's out that you're a lesbian, just admit it.

Guilty parties.
People who "helped" with this update: Dan the Jungle Boy, Blake el Rajun Cajun, Jeff the Oft Infuriated, Brian Allen the cookie monster, Daisy for the cool logo, a fat woman with a penis.