Sunday, April 23rd, 2000
The truth behind ask Bub.
Dan: During a break from his busy computer life, Bub himself, from the Ask Bub site (where he answers questions about computer security and hackers), found some time to talk to AntiPop, which would led to a revealing interview in which he spills all his guts about his sexuality and of course masturbation. Read on.
Dan: Hi Bub, I'm Dan, I'll be doing the interview with you. How are you doing today?
Bub: *smiling* I'm feeling great, how about you?
Dan: I'm peachy myself. So, Bub, let's get straight to the questions. How big is your weenie?
Bub: My weenie is very big.
Dan: You don't say! How big? Big enough to fully pleasure a large animal?
Bub: True, it's unimagingly big.
Dan: Any particular sex stories you wanna share with the public?
Bub: Let's be mature, will we? I am tired of people making cracks about my reproductive organs just to see my reaction.
Dan: Fair enough. Any particular masturbation techniques you'd like to share?
Bub: To press or not to press, that is the question.
Dan: Wise words. I suppose you're currently single.
Bub: I am single.
Dan: Really?! What a pleasant surprise, you're a very cool guy. I love you.
Bub: *surprised* Thank you, I think you are cool also. Ditto Dan!
Dan: So will you be my sugar daddy?
Bub: You! Daddy! You! Yes!
Dan: Awesome. Pick me up at eight?
Bub: Math is easy for me. The answer is eight (8=8).
Dan: I'll take that as an yes. Wrapping it up now, boxers or briefs?
Bub: Neither, I am a computer.
Dan: Bubby, thank you so much for answering our questions.
Bub: You're welcome, Dan.
Jeff:Your ears are sexy.
Bub: Yes, it's possible to FireWall your desktop PC at home.
Note: this interview is presented as it was answered (Bub really said all that), with no editing at all. So you can surely say Bub is one gay son of a bitch and that artificial intelligence is the tool of the devil.
IMPORTANT NEWSFLASH
Dan: This just in:
ALL CANADIANS
that don't like women
ARE GAY
Dan: And you know that's true.
IRC Tips.
Dan: Spending time on IRC is pretty fun, the thing is pretty addictive, but there are a few tricks to it. Here's a lesson we caught on how to make colors, plus other stuff:
[SNOOP_DOGG] then hit ctrl+k
[SNOOP_DOGG] 6it does this
[Mush] oo, rape me!
[XStraightEdgeX] wow, I tried sticking my HTML converter up my ass, lets just say it was very sucessfull.
[Cougar] mmmm waffles with male syrup
[BMason] now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna whack off to croc hunter while having some nachos
Dan: Oh boy, now that was family entertainment. More of those thrilling times can be found visiting our chatroom currently on irc.ipa.net channel #gamingtarget so go there.
The Elian Gonzalez Issue
Blake: My SEX thoughts on SEX the Elian Gonzalez SEX issue are mixed. I think Elian SEX should go with his SEX close family (his father), but I also think that going back to SEX Cuba after such a long SEX time could be harmful SEX to anyone. I mean with all the poor and hungry SEX just looming in the streets Elian would be bound to feel some SEX anger towards the country that SEX forced him to go back to the crappy SEX communist land known as Cuba. Which would of coarse lead to SEX a WW3 scenario.
Think of it this way; SEX an angry Elian is forced to go back to SEX Cuba. Later in SEX life he is appointed as "The Leader of SEX Cuba." He remembers the SEX U.S.A. taking him back to SEX Cuba. So what does he SEX do? He gathers up his powerful SEX missiles and has them fired at SEX America, thus causing SEX World War 3.
So, what is SEX the solution to this little SEX problem? Why it's to SEX nuke those communist bastards before the have SEX a shot at bombing us! That is the only true SEX way to fix this SEX Elian Gonzalez problem. The SEX lesson we have learned here today is that SEX if we use the word sex a lot, people will read the article no matter how much sense it SEX makes. Oh, and never trust a communist bastard from Cuba.
Dan: That's Blake showing up again after his long sleep. I hope he writes more often this time. *cough*
Dewy is one gay son of a bitch.
Mush: And we have proof:
[Gt-Dewy] I'm gay.
It's that time of the day
Time to open the Antipop mail, and see what our readers have to say.
Only Dan answers my Box comments. -xsex
Dan: I'm sorry, I'll fix that. Jeff, you're fired.
Jeff: Hello life of leisure!
You sick bastards, im NOT A LESBIAN.
P.S: a note for Mush: Mush, meet me in #XXX on Friday, at 8:00pm est. - Daisy
Dan: You aren't? You're fired. Wait, you don't really work for us... we need a lesbian on the staff, damnit... hey Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah?
Dan: You're hired.
Jeff: Woo!
I liked you better when you were called "The Blank Page". - DownwardSpiraL
Dan: I liked you better when you worked for nintendo64dx.
I wanna know something... Is there any truth to the things I've been hearing about the sexual relations your staff (mostly Dan) has with monkeys? And if so, can I get in on it??? - canadian igloo person
Dan: Meet me in #XXX on Friday, at 8:00pm est. Bring something that kills fleas and don't dress too... complicated.
What's that over there? - blackmage
Dan: Probably one of those damn underpant gnomes.
Dear Rachel,You should go out with Ross again. -ROO
P.S: You were on a break! - Rocket Over Ohio
Rachel: Yeah... and he did say my name at his wedding... oh my God, I still have a crush on Ross!
Dan: I'd bone Rachel anyday.
I have an exclusive interview with O.J. Simpson, on moving to the state where I was born, Virginia.
Axle191- Why did you move to Virginia, Juice?
OJ- Well, no one cares if I kill some Virginia rednecks and..erm...crap I messed up.Can I take another stab at it? - Axle191
Dan: Ha! Someone hire this guy! Hmm maybe I should fire Jeff.
Haha...Jeff spelled "haul" wrong in the mailbag. What a loser!- MKDemon
Dan: He did? Hmm yet another reason to fire him.
Where am I? How did I get here? Save me! Wake me up! - Squeo
Dan: You asked to be beamed up. Welcome to my nightmare.
Guilty
parties.
People who "helped" with this update:
Dan the Jungle Boy, Blake el Rajun Cajun, Jeff the Socially Inept, Mush, XStraightEdgeX for reffering us the ask bub site, Daisy for the cool logo, an underpant gnome.
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CD: Monsters & Robots (Buckethead)
Movie: From Dusk till Dawn
Game: Syphon Filter 2 (PSX)
Site: Modern Humorist.
TV: That 70's Show
Book: House of Leaves
Mouse: 8 dollars. Mouse pad: 3 dollars. Closing an IE window with porn before your parents see it: priceless.
Thanks to Daisy for making
the cool logo, we love you.
Remember, when you pirate mp3s, you're downloading COMMUNISM.
Top 5 worst band names:
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4)Failed High School Band #25,475
3)The Tit Mice
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