Macy Gray talks to antipop.
Rachel: This week in the news, Macy Gray appeared on TRL. She will be touring on selected dates with Santana, and the interview is as follows:

AntiPop: So are you excited about touring with Santana?
Macy Gray: Yea, I used to masturbate as a child.
AP:....Yes, well ..as we know Santana has been around for quite a while! Would you say that any of his music influenced you in your life or career?
MG: You know the best way to do it is with both hands.
AP: ...OK then. So Macy are you currently seeing anyone? Is there a special someone out there?
MG: Right now I'm tryin to play it solo. But there's this real cute bitch I know and every time she slaps my ass she makes this weird bird call. Really drives me up the wall.
AP: So do you think you guys will hook up?
MG: We aint lovers you know but we have had sex. Its real good too so I dunno what the future holds for us, I just know we're tryin to get her boyfriend in on some of the activity there.

Macy Gray's new album is "Macy Gray On How Life Is". If you still want more info about it, visit her official site.

Special person writes a special Special for special site.
Church Lady: Well isn't that special.
Jeff: Enough out of you, woman. Since I lacked much of an appearance on the last update, I am returning in more than full swing with not only news items, but a whole Special! If you like Communism, Democracy, Anarchy, guns, tobbaco, clothing, people, things or air, Check it out.
Dan: Viva el presidente!

O.J. Simpson finds a new home.
Dan: It seems that the ex movie star, footbal player and suspect murder O.J. Simpson has found a new home in Southern Virginia. When asked for a comment, O.J. said he'd only speak after consulting his lawyers, but close sources tell us that he moved there "because it's a place where everyone has the same genetic code".
Dan's brain: What a cheap shot, adapting an old joke to use it as an article. Ah hell, I'll go back to hibernating.

DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE CATS
Jeff: In other news, a Mom and Pop fresh fish store was knocked over (slang for robbed, for you square cats) by a gang of no good alley cats. After acting on this tip from a hobo named Eugene, the police were able to secure the felonous felines in the local dog pound, where they were eaten alive.

Phil Collins sucks.
Dan: And you know it.
Jeff: The soundtrack exclusively by Phil Collins is the only reason you've seen Disney's Tarzan 18 times, Dan. Son of man of mine!

It's that time of the day
Time to open the Antipop mail, and see what our readers have to say.

Rachel's extremely hot, i wish i could slab her one of these days...i also hate kiwi. -Vato_Loco
Dan: Yeah, it's all sour and has those nasty seeds. And why the hell is it hairy on the outside?! Yeah, Rachel's hot. Congratulations on the use of the word "slab".

Antipop rocks, but you should have more stories about Daisy and Rachel exploring their sexuality. - Axle191
Rachel: Right now i keep most of those stories in a little book. If I was getting paid for this, and/or if Dan wasn't so cheap and would pay me more for, you know, then I would be motivated to put better material in it. So for now all you people will get is FAKE NEWS.

I like pie. (Always classic) - xsex
Jeff: You like your pie classic? What pie? I don't get it. Who has pie? Look, a bunny!

I licked the Antipop Box, it takes like fish. - Zero TXH
Dan: Fortunately, I don't know how Fish takes it when you lick him.

Where the hell have I been? - Blake
Dan: Good question, I checked my pants last time and you wasn't there... write stuff, damnit.

Dear Brian Goldman,I am not Canadian. Can't you read? -ROO
P.S: Please change your name back. - Rocket Over Ohio
Jeff: I am not Brian Goldman. If you do not stop with these acusations I will be forced to hall myself out of my 6th grade band class and sing Beatles songs to you.
Dan: What's the point of having a space to type in your nick if you don't wanna use it, eh?!

Beam this! - DownwardSpiraL
Jeff: Beaming, sir. We aim to please.

I like that pic of Dewy. Who made it?- xsex
Dan: You, sexy bitch. Well, you edited Mush's pic, but Mush sucks, so you.

Guilty parties.
People who "helped" with this update: Dan the Jungle Boy, Rachel the Cosmic Girl, Jeff the Socially Inept, The Mysterious Voiced XStraightEdgeX, Daisy for the cool logo, a hobo named Eugene, your momma.

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Recommended:
CD: Frankenchrist (Dead Kennedies)
Movie: History of the world part II
Game: Civilization: Call to Power
Site: Radiohead's weird site.
TV: Family Guy
Book: The little dog that found his way home

Why do they have an expiration date on sour cream?
Thanks to Daisy for making the cool logo, we love you.
Dan got a new mousepad, it's all blue and fancy. He just wanted to brag about it.
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