He's getting older and even grumpier
Dan: We here at antipop would like to pay a tribute to him, Matt Swider, currently owner and boss of the GAMING TARGET site. His birthday was the april 13th of 1984, so congratulations on being 16. We hope you get your driving license and score with lots of chicks. (General laughter). Yeah, right. He looks a lot like Mr. Burns, so we made a funny little pic of him. We hope he takes it in a friendly way and doesn't fire anyone, cause he, just like Mr. Burns is a very strict boss, but we all know he does that cause he loves us, so Dewy, kudos. Seriously speaking now, Happy Birthday, man.?

Yet another new staffer, and hey, it's a chick.
Rachel: On behalf of me I would like to say I am honored to join Antipop. For a long time the cries have been heard, calling, calling for a staff member with large breasts. And so now finally at long last I succummed to the begging and decided to join. My name is Rachel, and I wear a 36C. Is that big enough? Well it had better be cause they're not silicone. Trust me. Dan knows too dont you Dan. Enough about me.
Dan: Shh! Anyways, Rachel's breasts far surpass Jeff's 36B twins.

You know what was cool...
Dan: The Earthbound ads (yes, Earthbound, that RPG for the SNES) were very cool. If you don't remember them, you could lift some parts of the ad, and they had really stinky odors. And then it said "This game really stinks". I'm not sure, but I think there was a contest that if you guessed what the smell was you'd get cool prizes, or maybe it was just a dream, I'm too lazy to check. That was pretty awesome, and so is the game (a very different, original and funny RPG) so go ahead downlo... erm, buy it now.

KoRn hits the road.
Rachel: Korn has hit the road on their 'Sick and Twisted Tour' in support of their newest album, Issues. When asked about the title of the tour, Korn lead singer Jonathan Davis had this comment:

"We really just..... were... trying to convey our severe hatred for the people of America. All those people out there just totally suck. We hate every last one or you @!#$ sons of @!#$es. Especially all our fans, you know. They all just make me wanna puke and @!#$ some @!#$ing @!#$es till I pass out, you know. Just like, stick my finger in my eye and jab it to the left and then jab it to the right and back and forth and back and forth. That's, really, what we were trying to say."

You can visit Korn's website at www.korn.com and register for a sweepstakes to win free tickets to see them live.

You know what wasn't cool...
Dan: Vanilla Ice and the "Ninja Rap" on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze.

It's that time of the day
Time to open the Antipop mail, and see what our readers have to say.

Dan touched me in a bad place on the playground teacher.- xsex
Dan: You got your stupid restraining order, now shut the hell up.

El gato esta en mi pantalones, Translation: Dan is a sexy lesbian.- Vato_Loco,Vato_Loco
Dan: Mursielagos entraran en mis pantalones e estan a chupar el sangre de mi berga! Ayude-me! By the way, you only have to put your name once, asswipe.
Jeff: Esos Vato_Loco son desgastar enojado el gato.

As The Blank Page's correspondant, I would like to welcome Antipop back, and say that it's nice to have a friendly competition...you mother fucking bitch ass queers, I hope you all die, you go to fucking hell cock suckers, i will smack your fucking mom so hard with my cum sack that you're going to regret she survived the attack. TBP forever!- Mush
Dan: Geez, do you french your mother's ass with that dirty mouth?
Jeff: Mush doesn't know how to read.

I'd like to beam you up, jungle boy.- MBJ
Dan: Teehee. Staff can't write letters though. But you did call me Jungle Boy.

Yo welcome back Antipop, I like you guys better than The Blender, in the fact that you have yet to say stuff about our sexuality and how we were rip offs of you, even though we were started long before they and maybe you were. Either way, good luck and just don't have a bitch like Blender did who will eventually lead to a major TBP dissing. Because we have a gay chicken, with a dildo, who will try to "romance" you if we show him pictures of Leo DiCaprio.- Zero TXH
Dan: We aren't afraid of the one you call Mush.

I liked you better when you were called "The Blender".- Rocket Over Ohio
Dan: We never were the blender, stupid canadian. The blender dieing and our resurrection is but a coincidence. Or so we want you to think.

Guilty parties.
People who "helped" with this update: Dan the Jungle Boy, Rachel the Cosmic Girl, Jeff the Iron Fisted, The fire crotched Eduardo (XStraightEdgeX), Mush, Daisy for the cool logo, the swedish bikini team.

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Recommended:
CD: OK Computer (Radiohead)
Movie: Billy Madison
Game: Maniac Mansion
Site: Gaming Target
TV: Whose line is it anyways?
Book: Bram Stoker's Dracula

I'll fuck your shit up, man. I'll fuck your shit up.
Thanks to Daisy for making the cool logo, we owe you.
She drives me crazy (oo ooo). Like no one else (oo ooo)
Top 5 reasons why Antipop is better than The Blank Page
5)Mush's interviews for TBP
4)We don't post articles by Mush
3)Mush works for them
2)They have yet to fire Mush
1)Mush doesn't work for us