AntiPop reborn. meanwhile Clinton and Hitler caught in threesome with Monica. Pokemon.
Gary: First of all, I'd like to say I had a bit of trouble convincing Dan to let me do the site's update:

dbdias: No, I like the update file you sent.
dbdias: I know
dbdias: why dont we print 100 copies of it
dbdias: burn them
dbdias: then we create a machine that can burn things already burned
dbdias: and we burn it all again together with the machine? kinda like in Penny-Arcade?

But screw him. Well it's been a long, long time since we've actually had a decent update filled with original stories and reports such as the following. But here comes the big whopper of all jr whoppers. A couple of weeks ago I was feeling quite frisky on a beautiful Monday morning in New York. I was spending some time with my 10 year old cousin, and well… I did something I probably shouldn't have done. I did something no man in their right mind would ever dare do. I braved the unconquerable, I accepts the unacceptable invitation:

I went to a pokemon trading card convention.

Must I remind you that I was with my ten year old cousin? None the less We drove over to the local comic book store. Now I don't live in New York although I visit often but that Monday was the day I found out that New Yockars are friggin' nuts. I admit I have played and beaten the blue version of pokemon, I own the yellow version, I constantly print out my favorite pokemon pictures at blockbuster, I never lose at pokemon stadium, I can't wait for the pokemon puzzle league, but I am NO pokemon fanatic, mmm-k?
OK I made all that shit up, the only pokemon I know is pikachu. But none the less I was pretty skilled at the pokemon trading card game. I only played against my cousin of course cause no one my age would play with me. But anyway I didn't own my own deck but I was freakin incredible. Upon my arrival at the comic book store/pokemon card center I thought this was gonna be a boring, awful unfulfilled day, a complete waste of time. But HOLY CRAP… I was wrong. My opinion of the day's events quickly changed when I walked in. My eyes were filled with almost nude hairy guys, cleavage banging 40 year olds, 7 japanese guys, a small wet dog, a pack of drinkin, smokin' arcade players, 3 year olds fighting, and the bathroom doors open!
(TO BE CONTINUED) as long as you (THE READERS) enjoyed it, it will continue. the party will go on. If you don't like it you can all kick my small white yet black ass.

I will try my best to win over the dis-believers. I will also try and get each and every one of you in bed.
Dan: Why do I have the slight impression this will never have a follow up?

Jeff Sucks
Jeff: Jeff is most certainly a dumb-ass-hole. We here at antipop don't like him whatsoever, and if he falls off a bridge, we would laugh. On be-half of ANTIPOP i give a Jeff a big fat-ass(kind of like my mom) middle finger.

Jimmbo:My name is Jimmbo. I'm a fat-ass. Serious my ass is so large, when I was born my ass came out seperately from the rest of my body. My ass is so large, when I sit around the house, I REALLY SIT AROUND THE HOUSE. My ass is so enormous that when I fart people literally die!

GaryL: After reading that shit, I wish he would die. Jimmbo, After weeks of work, you gave me this shit. Thanks you friggin' asshole. Consider yourself fired! Or at least not-hired!
Dan: I'm just editing this, please don't send the hate mail to me.

No news is good news
Antipop is back, and is now more reliable than your penis. Unless you are a woman, then it's more reliable than your period. Unless you're a woman with a penis, in that case... get the hell off my site dammit! Or if you're uncomfortable with me using words such as penis, and period, in which case... you should get the hell off our site and burn in hell. Our beloved Dan had been reported dead. Don't worry he is not dead, in fact he is quite alive. I quickly inserted my lips onto his flabby, cellutic ass and he gave me his baby, antipop. Gary has taken control. Are you scared? Confused? Worried? YOU SHOULD BE BITCH! yes you should.
Dan: And this is what we among the humor site industry call "filler article".

Mario Parties.
Take this. Shine it up real nice. and stick it straight in your bra.

It's that time of the day
Time to open the Antipop mail, and see what our readers have to say.

Ok - Ok
GaryL: ok.

I meet Scotty ONCE. BEAT THAT. - PaulCR
Dan: Gary apparently forgot he has to answer all questions. He apparently also forgot that when you open a fucking italic tag you have to close it. Took me like half an hour to edit this fucking thing.

Can I have love? I...need...it...*collapses* - Mr_Burns
GaryL: Go to a porn site for fuck's sake.

Exactly what's so freakin bad about pop? I'm a pop-whore. - Santal
Dan: ...I'm just gonna answer the ones he didn't. Dear Santal: we totally respect your sexual choices, it's a free world after all.

Hey people, listen, I just wanted to say, I love you guys *Hiccup* - OnlyGayEskimo
GaryL: Sexually?

Will anyone give me head? ANYONE?!? - Mr_Burns
GaryL: Yes. please e-mail my personal address of bob0099@hotmail.com

Dan is my friend. - Lupus
GaryL: You have no friends.
Dan: Sucks to be chinese. I mean, to have no friends.

Oooh,your so hott dan,i wanna ride you good,and i wanna give you the best bj ever. - Selena
GaryL: Dan, did you write this one?

Miss Me? Fuckers =P I came back for Mush. AND MADISON IS A DIRTY FUCKING WHOOOOOOORE THAT I HATE! - Rei (aka Selphie)
GaryL: I agree whole-heartedly

I would have read whatever the hell that last special thing you did with the stencils, but them be a lot of words, and I can't pay att....a squirrel! Hehehehehe - Brian Allen
GaryL: Have you ever considered converting to homo-sexuality?

Didn't I own this site once? - Brian Allen
GaryL: to own this site, all ya gotta do is sleep with Dan.

Nintendorks is never going to be back up. Cry with me. - Squeo
GaryL: ok
- Jose
GaryL: excuse me?

Remember when this site was cool? cause i dont. PS. Dan i miss you and love you deeply - GaryL
GaryL: did i really write that?
Dan: Yes. CGI never lies.

They are selling PS2 on eBay for 15000 dollars. Why didn't I get one and sell it?! It could have helped me save up for Game Cube! - Squeo
GaryL: Someone took a "I'm full of shit" pill this morning.
Dan: These letters are really old.

Don't look behind you. No dude, I'm serious! Don't look! No, don't look! Don't even THINK about turning your head. Don't try catching a glimpse. You know you don't wanna see what's behind you. - Coco13
GaryL: OH MY GOD! DAN GET OFF MY ASS!

But Dan... wasn't it you that said it would be cool to screw a monkey? - Blake
GaryL: I thought you died.

im stronger then mbj. i can stay off irc. EMAL ME PLZ ed@nerdish.com lol no im not a nerd lmao - xsex
GaryL: someone give him hot, thriving love.

This Squeo kid has got problems and, i'm going to kill him because he plays sea man ALL day. Thank you goodnight - Some person
GaryL: Please do.

I killed the snatch jabber - Mush
Dan: Let's have a moment of silence in honor of the great Mush. And I don't just mean great in physical size.

That's Bris baby - Brismaster Mike
Dan: Yet another The Blank Page reference.

Hold me. - Geno
GaryL: Homo!

I would just like to confirm that Jeff is indeed a Piggly Wiggly Foodmart pimp. - Amber
GaryL: At least he's not a whore.

Guilty Parties

People that "helped" with this update: Gary. Little brotha Troy. Jimmbo. BA and Blake as my inspiration for everything. Former Leader of this site Jeff, I'd just like you to know from the bottom of my heart that...YOU CAN KISS MY ASS MOTHER FUNKER!. Oh, and Dan edited the HTML file.

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Recommended:
CD: Staind (Remember, Gary wrote this)
Movie: Sex-men
Game: Conker's Bad Fur Day
Site: Scour.com
TV: Pokemon

Hell is a place we will all go. At least me
Respect The Blank Page's and Antipop's chat! (Respect!)
Guess who i did last night?
Top 5 reasons Dan let me take control of this site:
5. I offered him blake
4. Antipop had not been updated since the crucification of Jesus
3. Antipop hadn't been updated in a while. (for non-christians.)
2. In Brazil People ugly, stupid, and as crazy as myself are considered gods.
1. I sent him an American whore, and Dan...she's in the mail.