Sunday, April 9th, 2000
Back from the dead
Antipop, the greatest cult underground site in the internet is back after demand from our 3 fans. Reasons the site has been gone for so long include (but are not limited to): FreeServers losing our whole site for a few weeks, half the staff being hired to work at nintendoexpress.com (Blake), my being lazy and a test period. But we're back and so is Barry. I just put his pic again up there cause really I didn't have anything else to put, but you know he looks so freaking cool.
Fancy Title
Equally fancy article.
New staff member shows extreme talent, large genitals
Known as MightyBlueJustice to all of my fans, I (Jeff) had a dream. That dream was to work at a website that would supply the people with a skip in their step and a smile on their face. It would be loved by all the people, and I would be accepted as a hero to the general public. But then some dirty jungle boy asked me to work here and shattered my dream. Thanks a lot, Dan.
Beastie Boys ain't gonna let the beat...
Mmmmddrrroop?!
It's that time of the day
Time to open the Antipop mail, and see what our readers have to say.
I wish I had a central testicle but my two others would bang
against it so i'm happy like I am.- Frosty
Dan: That'd be sweet, cause then you'd have like one of those office thingies where there are metal balls and they hit each other and never stop. You never see the good side of things.
Remember when you were a kid and we used to frolic through the
meadows? And then there was our clubhouse....- Mush
Dan: No, but that sounds like an exciting time, full of discoveries.
This comment is brought to you be the letter S for SEX, and the number, 69. Thank you.- Guy from Hong Kong
Dan: Sucks to be chinese!
Jeff: Hong Kong isn't in China. It's a British dependency, or colony. It's 90 whole miles southeast of China. In other words, Dan is a dumb dumb stupid head.
Why is it that whenever I decide to go outside naked, I get all these accusing stares from people? Why can't they just accept the fact that I enjoy to show everyone what God gave me? And besides! It's every American's right to walk the local elementary school naked, and no one can take that from me!- Brian Allen
Dan: hahaha
When are you gonna damn update?- Guy who is pissed
Dan: How about today?
Jeff: Whenever damn you learn assing proper profanic grammar.
Guilty
parties.
People who "helped" with this update:
Dan, Jeff the Iron Fisted, Mush, Daisy for the cool logo, a talking chiuahua.
AntiPOp Box
This is where you can send your letters,
comments, questions, death threats, love letters,
etc. and, if it pleases us, we'll post it, answer
it or whatever. If not, we'll laugh at it and use
it as toilet paper. All you have to do is send it
to us at antipop@antipop.4mg.com or use the fancy form below, and we'll see about it.
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Recommended:
CD: Ex Machina: Machines of God (Smashing Pumpkins)
Movie: Freaks
Game: The Sims
Site: Beastie Boys official site
TV: Futurama
Book: The Shinning
If a guy tells you N Sync is ok, do him a favor and beat the living shit out of him.
Thanks to Daisy for making
the cool logo, we owe you.
Despite her being underage I'd still put my rat in her cage.
Top 5 reasons why You will write us stuff:
5)The sexy email form
4)We beg of you
3)You wanna be famous and get your letter answered
2)You got nothing better to do
1)You'll probably die of cancer if you don't
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