Introducing...
No, you pervert. That's not what we're talking about. We're here to introduce our mascot Barry, the angry bar code. Barry is very sentimental, enjoys long walks by the beach, fine french wine and killing people. He'll be an excellent contributor to our site in the following updates, or so we hope. I'm now going to get away from him. He scares me.

"Straight" out of England
This update is also the debut of our very special brittish correspondant. Today he's gonna tell you about the dangers of smoke.

"Now, all of you intelligent lads know that smoking is a very bad thing and antipop does not endorse it in any way. This reminds me of the time I was first introduced to smoke.
I was in a party, and I must say I was a bit drunk from all those drinks the bloody irish gave me. So I go to a room and stay there for a while, when all of a sudden my friend walks in with a fag. He then tells me 'if you really are a man, then you will blow this fag' so I tell him that no, I don't want to. Well, to shorten the bloody tale, I end up having to blow the fag. I feel all dizzy at first and I also felt a strange taste in my mouth. It was a horrible, dreadful experience. I also started doing it every night."
"It so happens that one day, my parents somehow found out. Maybe it was because I started bringing packs of fags to my room or something. My father then told me that he understood me. He told me he also used to blow the bloody things, but when he met my mom, she made him stop saying that she'd never kiss the mouth of someone who had just blown a fag. I realized that'd really be disgusting. So I tried to stop, but damn right now I feel like blowing a fag."

That sure was... enlightening. If you never hear about our brittish correspondant again I think you'll know why. Now, on to the news...

This just in (pun intended)
We just received from a strong source (a very tall russian man) that the reconciliation of Madonna's left and right knees has finally been done. The two sisters, that hadn't seen each other since the start of the erotica tour are very happy with finally meeting again and hope that this time they can stay together for more than 2 hours. When asked for an interview, a dirty man in an alley said he thought my legs were attractive. More on this as we get more info or as soon as that man gets off of me.

It's that time of the day
Time to open the Antipop mail, and see what our readers (all 5 of them) have to say.

The button says 'Beam me up.' Now I ain't a bettin' man...but I think that what scientists call a 'sexual inuendo.' Now I know how you can make your site more popular. In every update, use the words, 'sex' 'monkey' 'anal' 'craptacular' 'Macaroni' 'greasy' and 'Dan.' For extra fun, try putting them all in the same sentence. Now bake for 27 minutes aat 450 degrees or until golden brown. Serve immediately. Thank you, and word to your mother. - Brian Allen
Dan: Your email was sweet, disturbing, yet strangely arousing. We love you Brian. And no, we ain't letting go of your ass.

Jar Jar is evil - Guess who
Dan: I think Jar Jar is canadian, or maybe he's from Hong Kong. And I hate guessing games.

Guilty parties.
People who "helped" with this update: Dan, Blake, Mush, Daisy for the cool logo, a tall strong russian man.

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Recommended:
CD: Battle of Los Angeles (Rage Against the Machine)
Movie: Men in tights
Game: Super Smash Bros.
Site: The Onion
TV: The Drew Carey Show
Book: Work is hell

Note to self: stop watching MTV
Thanks to Daisy for making the cool logo, we owe you.
Tonight as I was laying in bed looking at the stars I thought to myself: "Where the hell has the ceiling gone?"
Top 5 reasons why "Scream 3" must suck:
5)Scream 1 was only ok
4)Scream 2 sucked
3)The concept is "slightly" overused
2)The horrible way to spell it (Scr3am)
1)SMG already died in the second